"When is pretty soon going to end?"
After I said his turn would be "pretty soon".
A few minutes later:
"Is it soon yet?"
He really was being patient, considering all things.
While cleaning out a kitchen cupboard I took out some very old cereal and decided to toss it. The same three year old asked, " should we give it to the DI?"
I said no. Then he asked, "should we give it to the yard sale?" Probably not.