In the Eyes of the Beholder

"Mom, draw a pig...that doesn't look like a pig. It looks like a duck. "

I did warn her my animal drawing skills were not good. 

Heard from within the walls of my hideout (the bathroom)

"I need a snack!"

"Mary can't play"

"I'm bored..."

"I need a snack!!"

Maybe I need a new hideout

Quote of the Week

"My bottle opening skills are pretty good this morning because I got a lot of rest. My skills are good when I get lots of rest."

I'm sure Napolean would be impressed.