I think this story isn't one of them.
A few days ago I walked into the bathroom and saw two sticks of deodorant sitting on the counter with their lids off. Our three year old was standing suspiciously close by. Our conversation went something like this:
Me- What are you doing with these?
Three year old- Me 'n Nigel are using them!
For those of you who may not know who Nigel is, he is our cat..... I am still glad it wasn't my deodorant.